Clifford Cork

Clifford Cork, or simply and more commonly known as Cliff, is a character from Magic Funhouse, and plays Officer McSafety. His other job has him doing pornography on an adult film series ironically also known as Magic Funhouse.

Appearance
Cliff is a blond man with blue eyes and a burly stature. He usually dresses in shorts and T- shirts.

As Officer McSafety, Cliff wears a mock police hat, a blue shirt, and black pants. This outfit is remarkably and humorously similar to the uniform he wears during his job as a police officer.

Personality
Cliff is desperate for love. Romantic, platonic, from anyone of any gender, all he wants is to love somebody and be loved back. Just hearing someone tell him “I love you” is shown to be enough to make him orgasm. Ironically, Cliff is a porn star who frequently partakes in an “act of love” but finds his life devoid of it.

Cliff speaks in a very theatrical manner nearing robotic. This doesn’t seem to be his natural speaking voice, but he never drops it.

Plot
Cliff is first seen after leaving a bunch of molds of his penis inside of Sacha Barbican‘s drawer. David Rolland, the narrator of Episode 1, describes him as obsessed with his body.

Manjusha
Cliff is in love with Manjusha and has created a small but elaborate shrine to her (similar to Jimmy’s Arlo shrine, but slightly less creepy and worse hidden) in a corner of the set. He can frequently be seen jerking off to a picture of her. Manjusha at first has no feelings towards Cliff, as she has no feelings towards anyone or anything, but begins to start to like him more and more as time passes.

he also loves secritiry